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Im 30 years old as of today. Go me, wooooo....I need my oxygen tank now

Ima drink up your journal updates! So I was at the hobby shop yesterday, assembling some of my newly purchased stuff (two new tanks, another Rhino and a Vindicator MK2) While I was building the Vindicator I was sitting in a rental chair that the GXP picked up for a tourney thing, I knew it was flimsy but I had to sit in it a particular way to keep it from breaking. I am by no means a small guy. So while I was near the end of the build for the first tank, I leaned back to keep my spine from like twisting into a pretzel, mid cut I start to feel the chair buckle, I put the knife down and tried to lean forward to take the weight off the back le

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element,Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take